Monopreme

Monopreme

is more than just a journey for your products and services from the depths of obscurity to the heights of householdery. It is a path to riches beyond your wildest dreams*

“We” are dedicated to working beyond the boundaries of the ordinary – incorporating the unnatural, the superstitious and the magical – into a profit churning machine that brings riches to “our” clients.

“We” believe in plain-speak, unencumbered by convention. “We” strongly discourage small print. “We” believe in the B.L.U.F. (Bottom Line Up Front) and no fluff, just the stuff you need.

Founded in 2024 from an idea that had been in the works for millennia, Monopreme’s ultimate goal is to become a full-service cult-propagating machine. For the time being, we are a freelance consultant that makes gratuitous use of the terms “we” and “our” when referring to myself as Monopreme.

Our dream is the American dream, plain and simple. For more information about us and to follow our brand journey – subscribe to our blog here.