Mondopreme

The day has finally come for Monopreme.com to say goodbye, for now.

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Actually, that day came and went about a week ago, but I’ve been busy – the Tax Man insists. More on that later, maybe.

Monopreme.com was hardly ever here, to be fair. It was mostly a skill-building exercise, and a place to dump AI image generation experiments so they wouldn’t be lost to my inevitable hard-drive crashes. Then I remembered that the free tier of Google Drive has enough space for what I need – and then some, for what I don’t.

The blog will live on as monopreme.wordpress.com, a URL that no one will ever type into their address bar. That’s not to say that problem can’t be solved with a QR code printed on the side of a blimp, or a hypertext link printed on a sticker and slapped on the side of a toilet in a hipster dive bar.

If I wanted to solve that problem.

I don’t though, and I won’t be actively promoting the website anytime in the near future. I never have, and I’m not going to start now.

There will be less images, no videos, and a deprecation of excess pages. I’m not sure by what factor, but the result will be bound by the limits of the free plan’s upload limits. Miniscule as they likely are. But free is free, and you get what you pay for. Thank you WordPress.com employees for maintaining my nonsense on your servers in the hopes that I’ll one day become a subscriber again.

After all, I might. Never give up the faith.

Frankly, the less searchable monopreme.com is, the better. You never know when Karen is going to go snooping through your blog and report your risky words and errant images to Human Resources. I wish Sharon was as much of a snoop, but she’s busy doing The Lord’s Work.

It Was Inevitable

It was inevitable. It’s right there in the heading. Every so often I get the wild idea to start something – a website, a blog, a drop-shipping business for single serving, freeze-dried soft-serve ice cream.

I’m sure that exists. It’s 2026, everything is a thing. Isn’t it, Copilot?

Apparently, it does not. There is your next big business idea serial absurdity entrepreneurs (absurdtrepreneurs). You’re welcome. You can get started at the link below. They don’t pay me, but maybe they should. You’re welcome too WebstaurantStore.com

Hard & Soft Serve Ice Cream Mixes – WebstaurantStore

That’s All Folks!

That’s all for now. Stay tuned (did you “tune” into this website?) for the evolution of Mondopreme.

That wasn’t a typo, that’s called foreshadowing. Very Idiocracy.

Buckle up (are you browsing this website in a car?) blog browsers! It’s going to be a mild year.